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1 A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
- |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ... Read the whole joke		 13 0
2 Advertisements
- |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't... Read the whole joke		 6 0
3 Cookie the Cat's Resolutions
- |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ... Read the whole joke		 8 0
4 Do you go to church?
- |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door... Read the whole joke		 3 0
5 Geek's thanksgiving
- |1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your... Read the whole joke		 4 0
6 Halloween handouts
- |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci... Read the whole joke		 9 0
7 I just had a dream about it
- |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed... Read the whole joke		 7 0
8 I'm sending out some cards
- |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me... Read the whole joke		 10 0
9 New Year Nerd Resolutions
- |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r... Read the whole joke		 9 0
10 New Year Resolutions for Pets
- |15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo... Read the whole joke		 10 0
11 Office Worker Resolution
- |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10... Read the whole joke		 5 0
12 Real Church Bloopers...
- |? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medica... Read the whole joke		 10 0
13 Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
- |A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi... Read the whole joke		 4 0
14 The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
- |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en... Read the whole joke		 5 0
15 The football-playing turkey
- |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut... Read the whole joke		 11 0
16 Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
- |1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th... Read the whole joke		 8 0
17 Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...
- |10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo... Read the whole joke		 9 0
18 Your New Year Resolution
- |Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s... Read the whole joke		 7 0

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