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1 Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
- Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to presen...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
2 At the first session of a conversion class...
- At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do b...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
3 Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
- Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city chur...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
4 Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
- Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an altar with a l...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
5 The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
6 The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
7 Noah And Today's Ark
- Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain ...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
8 Three religious truths
- There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not...Read the whole joke		 Religion 1 0
9 A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke		 Religion 11 0
10 The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
11 What is white and flies across the sky?
- What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
12 Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
- Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
13 Visual joke
- Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A rea...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
14 How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
- How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to con...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
15 In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
- In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western...Read the whole joke		 Religion 0 0
16 Strategy
- The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
17 The newly divorced woman...
- The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
18 37 mating positions
- What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke		 Situations 7 0
19 How many does it take?
- Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, go...Read the whole joke		 Situations 6 0
20 A man decided to have a face lift...
- A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
21 Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road...
- Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
22 During WW II an American soldier...
- During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
23 A divorced woman had been on her own for several months...
- A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...Read the whole joke		 Situations 8 0
24 A yard sale
- A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
25 Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...
- Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...Read the whole joke		 Situations 0 0
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